“Do Not Call,” by Stacia Friedman
Dec 20th, 2015 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Defenestration-Fiction.jpg)
“Hello? Hello?”
(pause)
“Hi. This is Suzy.”
“Um, yes?”
“You’re receiving this call because you’ve been recommended by a friend who hates your guts!”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Hello? Hello?”
(pause)
“Hi. This is Suzy.”
“Um, yes?”
“You’re receiving this call because you’ve been recommended by a friend who hates your guts!”
“I beg your pardon?”