“House of Logs,” by Patrick McManus
Dec 20th, 2015 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Defenestration-Fiction.jpg)
Brittney went upstairs to ask her husband a question. She found him sitting on their bed and watching a football game on television. “Honey, how would you like to go to a movie tonight?”
“You know I don’t go to theaters!” Abraham Lincoln yelled.