“Your Rhetorical Questions Answered,” by Matt Kolbet
Sep 14th, 2011 | By DefenestrationDo bears shit in the woods?
Sometimes. Scientists have searched for many years for an ursine latrine but have found it as elusive as an elephant’s graveyard. Their best guess—based on the idea that living things ingest food as well as expel waste, and old episodes of Gentle Ben—is that bears have a highly developed bladder that permits them, like Wal-Mart employees, to wait extremely long periods before going to the bathroom.