“Pamphlet for New Humans,” by Mercedes Lucero
Apr 18th, 2018 | By Defenestration
So you’re a new human in the world. Welcome! This pamphlet contains some important information you should know.
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“Upper Middle Classhole,” by Alec Carvlin
Mar 28th, 2018 | By Defenestration “Mommy, Daddy, are we middle class?” My eyes sparkled with hope.
“Yes, dear,” they answered. “We are.” And then we went out for ice cream to celebrate the fact that we could afford it.
“The 5 Most Common Obstacles You’ll Encounter When Transporting Nitroglycerin Across the South American Rainforest (and How to Handle Them): A Field Guide,” by Tyler Austin and Patrick Eme
Mar 14th, 2018 | By Defenestration 1. Exploding Cargo: This ought to be your biggest concern, as the slightest vibration could lead to you being devoured in a hellish inferno. This is both frequently fatal and deeply inconvenient.
“Zee Cabbage Rules,” by Jon Sindell
Feb 28th, 2018 | By Defenestration When your name is Dave Von Hoffenschnitzenberger, you always get asked, “Why don’t you just shorten your name?”
“Shorten it?” I’ll chuckle. “We lengthened it, man. From Hoffman.”
“Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright,” by Carla Sarett
Feb 21st, 2018 | By Defenestration We at Architects for You! want to thank you for your continued faith in our firm, despite recent events which, we want to stress, were completely unanticipated. Your new house, and your satisfaction with it, are of paramount importance to us. We at AFY! value each and every customer! You’re the reason we get up every day!