“How I Quit My Six-Figure Job to Become an Instagram Influencer,” by Hannah Lawrence
Jul 17th, 2019 | By Defenestration
Food? Water?? Shelter?! Sure you may need these things to survive, but since when has surviving made you cool?
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“Totally Dank Meme Ideas For My Tumblr (it’s pretty much viral or bust for me now),” by Simon Pinkerton
Jul 10th, 2019 | By Defenestration When you realise your day job isn’t fulfilling OR well paid
Pic label: WELL THIS IS AWKWARD
Pic: Two hot women arriving at a party in the same dress, looking at each other with those sideways-mouth faces, there’ll definitely be something like this out there
“Finding Love in Big Data, One Man’s Search for Genetic Compatibility,” by Nick Hilbourn
Jun 26th, 2019 | By Defenestration Hello readers. Anyone who knows Nick Hilbourn knows that he’s a materialist.
Not just any materialist, but a DAMNED GOOD materialist. I don’t cut corners. You want corners cut? You want someone to take your corners and snip them off with a pair of left-handed scissors (YES, I AM LEFT-HANDED…GO AHEAD AND POUR OUT YOUR BUCKETS OF VITRIOL…. I AM NOT ASHAMED AND I AM NOT AFRAID). But seriously, you want to cut my corners?
“Emergency Swim Lessons,” by D. B. Silly
Jun 19th, 2019 | By Defenestration If you are reading this, chances are you are in a state of Drowning.
“Infant Girl Photo Shoot on Soft-focus Blanket,” by Chloe Yelena Miller
May 29th, 2019 | By Defenestration You wanted to see pictures of my infant girl swaddled in soft-focus, white blankets, right? I’ve posted my top fifty outtakes on my Facebook page. I don’t see that you gave the post a heart yet and you probably want to.