…and an Inch to Grow On
May 21st, 2015 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Defenestration-Chriss-Column-Icon.jpg)
For our entire lives, birthdays have been dedicated to our own happiness and fulfillment. We’re being celebrated for an act we had no part in and are rewarded for simply falling out of a vagina.