“First,” by Christopher Hivner
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Comment section for You Tube video Qvst3rtY67: German Heavy Metal Band Schicklgruber’s Mustache–New song “Where is My Lighter, I Have No Cigarette”
Dumbguy60: I love German power metal.
JayJay: Power metal? Were your ears torn off by a weasel? This is obviously symphonic metal.
CrowbarsAreFun: I thought it was doom metal.
Bob: This is awful