One word: Alien.

Evil people are everywhere. Lucky for me and you, Winslow can detect evil using scientifically disproven mental powers known among experts as “lighting bolt exclamation points.” Winslow knows if you’ve been possessed by a demon or a ghost, and can even tell if your body is being used as a crude meat puppet for a vengeful Elder God. Or he could just be guessing. I don’t know, I’m an artist not a scientist, leave me alone!

WARNING: This image is mildly NSFW.
I have no idea why any human being would send Ben and Winslow to go grocery shopping for them. They can’t go to their own grocery store, because all the food would be too small. But at the human grocery store, everything is way too big for them to manage. (Or to be more specific, carry. Winslow can manage the stuff just fine. He’ll eat anything.) The only reason Winslow likes going is because he’s the perfect size to sit in the cart like a toddler.

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Have any of you ever had a gnome infestation? They’re the worst. They carve these little niches in your body and just start living there as if it were some fleshy motel. Gnomes aren’t known for their cleanliness, either, so after a week or two of living inside your body, the toilet’s backed up, the sheets are stained, and the floor is covered with fast food wrappers, newspaper clippings, and vintage porno mags. Keep in mind this is all happening inside your body.