I’m not going to lie: This comic is largely based on my life. I have three small children, which makes it difficult for me to do… anything. It’s hard to get out of the house to play games or to see movies, even with my wife, which means I sometimes miss out on fun, non-child activities. This isn’t so much a complaint as a wistful look back at the days before I was a parent and had lots of free time.

Some people know martial arts. Some people carry weapons. Winslow protects himself with near invulnerability and the ability to cause severe and sometimes fatal allergic reactions.

C’mon, Ben! You know better than to walk around with a wad of cash in your hands….

Whenever I post a comic like this one, people ask me if they can see the uncensored version.

The first panel of this comic is based largely on the interactions of my two oldest children. My 5-year-old son is a perfectionist and a know-it-all, and my 4-year-old daughter loves to use that to her advantage. One of her favorite ways of irritating him is to mess up information on purpose.