I bet many of you wish your real lives were like this. You wish for a living nightmare.

I’ve decided to go in an all new direction with Ben & Winslow, and to help me achieve the level of greatness I envision for this comic, I’ve enlisted the help of my 6-year-old daughter to write and draw whatever it is she thinks is funny.

Some people wake up with headaches, or colds, or upset stomachs. Winslow wakes up with coconut palms and castaways and a mouthful of tiny fish.

One thing new parents don’t really think about is the breast pump. Seriously. It’s easy to understand the concept of breastfeeding, but many people fail to realize that moms are producing milk all the time, whether the baby is hungry or not.

Sometimes you need to step back and be a little absurd.