Winslow has replaced his head with jack-o-lanterns lots of times (and he’s replaced his body with a jack-o-lantern once, too). I figured it was about time for him to think outside the box.

I’m imagining Winslow on a dark room with his first-generation Gameboy, killing off Kirby over and over again in hopes of populating an entire ghost house in Super Mario World…

This raises a lot of questions about the makeup of Winslow’s body.

It’s October, which means we’re all going to mutilate vegetables! Yeah!

These kinds of diseases are the absolute worst. Even if the books are delicious.