I Want a Pizza That
Feb 10th, 2017 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/02102017-I-Want-a-Pizza-That-Icon.jpg)
There are about a thousand jokes that I could have used here, each of them more crass than the next. But my philosophy is this: I will always try to eschew the obvious joke for a more obscure but ultimately more satisfying one.