I’m not going to claim that masculinity is a formula, but it’s totally a formula. Do all of these things, and your masculinity will be increased by at least 60%, with an upper gain of 80%.

I’m not going to claim that I’m the first person to ever make this joke.

I don’t think I really had a joke in mind for this one. I just wanted a bagel.

The original title of this one was “Tricks and Hos” but I decided I didn’t want to go there.

I don’t know about you guys, but the pumpkin quality has been really poor around here.