“What Your Favorite Color Says About You,” by Adam Bertocci
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Red: Red sighs very deeply. “Ugh, don’t even get me started on her,” says red, before changing the subject.
Red: Red sighs very deeply. “Ugh, don’t even get me started on her,” says red, before changing the subject.