“An Honest Love Poem,” by Adam Gianforcaro
Apr 20th, 2011 | By DefenestrationI hear these pop stars
are falling in love,
stumbling blind for
chic gowns
and ballroom brides,
I hear these pop stars
are falling in love,
stumbling blind for
chic gowns
and ballroom brides,
I am Andy Garcia’s conjoined twin.
(Yes, that Andy Garcia. The actor.)
A ghost you could call me, I suppose,
Wikipedia calls me the “dead parasitic twin on his left shoulder.”
How would you like that for your epitaph?
In Australia, Huntsman spiders kill in cars. One sees a spider the size of a
child’s hand rush across the dash, one exits the road at freefall. (Clever girl.)
In 1676, because
he did not doubt
the greatness of
man, Robert Plot
mistook that which
remained—the knee
The average lifespan of a mosquito is between three days and one hundred years, although it is reported that one mosquito will never die. This is referred to as the Alpha Mosquito and is held in high regard by certain tribes in North Africa.