Am I the only one who breaks down into a terrible rage when an item I’ve ordered is delayed? My phone will buzz in my pocket, and I’ll get an e-mail telling me that my copy of the complete Conan the Adventurer animated series and my Yoshi-shaped pillow are delayed, and I’ll stomp around complaining about how I have to wait an extra day and how all my plans for the weekend are officially ruined. Happens all the time.

Winslow is a lot of fun at parties, but he doesn’t go to many these days. You should probably invite him to your next event. I promise he’ll eat all of your food and scare away all of your guests by the end of the night.

Presenting: the last of these ridiculous time travel comics. And this one is even more ridiculous than the others. Probably.

Professor Tennyson Enthide Pennywhistle III invented dinner at the beginning of the 20th century. Before his marvelous invention, people only ate two meals a day: breakfast and lunch. Most people in those dismal days ate massive lunches and fell asleep shortly before 3 PM, and not a lot of work got done. Professor Pennywhistle’s invention is credited with helping along the 20th century’s greatest inventions, which, thanks to dinner, were all invented at precisely 7:03 PM. Not many people know this. Professor Pennywhistle doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page.

Time travel is an excuse to relive Winslow’s most uncomfortable moments, even if they only happened a few months ago.