Did I really just use that lame title? I totally just used that lame title. So here’s a lame joke to go along with that lame title, just to balance things out.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

And thus, the Moustache Wizard was no more….

When Winslow’s creates a golem to protect himself from the Moustache Wizard–who’s actually a pretty nice guy when you get to know him–things get a little carried away. The resulting battle, in which Winslow and his friends battle the Moustache Wizard and the Great Mustachioed Horde, was recreated with Hollywood movie magic.

There are only three things that Winslow truly fears: crickets, the CIA, and the Moustache Wizard. It’s not that the Moustache Wizard is evil, exactly. Or at all. But there’s something about his mustachioed magic that dips deep down into Winslow’s psyche and stirs up unspeakable horrors. Luckily, this golem Winslow built between last week’s comic and this one will protect him from harm.