Everyone knows that you can’t blame wolves for other people’s behavior. But people who were raised by wolves can be blamed for all sorts of things. Poor hygiene. Bad habits. Unhealthy diet. The wanton destruction of throw pillows. This is just how the world works.

I drew this after going to Costco and realizing that a rotisserie chicken and a bag of tortilla chips cost the same amount of money. To me, that’s mind boggling. Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think an animal is worth a lot more that a pile of corn. Weird.

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving, everyone! And now, in the days that follow, I hope you enjoy your leftovers.

Have you ever watched someone trying to unload unfinished cake on the rest of the world? There’s a sort of desperation that kicks in once they realize they’ve bought an entire cake but no one’s going to finish it. It’s one of life’s many little tragedies.

WARNING: Reading this comic may cause sweats, shakes, spontaneous combustion, vomiting, squidmouth, separation of soul from body, vampirism, Lincolnism, arachnophilia, unexplained handsomeness, gnome infestations, and chestbursters.