I sat on this idea for a long time, waiting for 50 Shades of Gray to show up in theaters. And so here we are, a million years later, with a comic full of puns and cleverly wrought punctuation and sexual crayons.

Let me tell you, folks: telling a small child that their parents are mortal is one of the cruelest things you can possibly do.

The similarities between Batman and Groot have been explored before, but I wanted to take a crack at it.

Before anyone asks: Yes, Winslow was at a resort called “Lovers’ Retreat” by himself. It was an educational experience.

My daughter saw this one and asked, “What happened to his face?!” To which I replied, “I don’t know!”