Sexy Halloween costumes get crazier every year. I think costume companies consider it a contest among themselves to come up with the stupidest ideas. And let’s face it. They’re all winners.

It’s October, so let’s get some Halloween-themed Ben & Winslow comics going. Winslow has replaced his head with a pumpkin a couple times, so I thought it would be a good idea to switch things up a bit.

What’s depressing about this comic is that I’m preeeeeetty sure my kids actually do this.

Breasts should not move as if they were partially filled water balloons. As much as I would like to blame the wild breasticulations in a certain caliber of video games and cartoons on a very limited grasp of anatomy, I get the distinct impression that all this bouncing and jiggling is done on purpose. And so I ask, why do you want breasts to move as if they were partially filled water balloons? They could quite literally kill someone. Or at least blacken a few eyes.

Winslow wishes he had this kind of power over me, but let me just say: “Never again!”