Skull Fortress
Dec 7th, 2018 | By DefenestrationYou know what’s cool? Hats. You know what else is cool? Trebuchets. And people aren’t wearing enough trebuchets.
You know what’s cool? Hats. You know what else is cool? Trebuchets. And people aren’t wearing enough trebuchets.
I didn’t draw this, but I don’t think you’ll care.
I hope all of you enjoyed your Thanksgiving. And for those of you who think of Thanksgiving as something to survive rather than enjoy, I hope you all came out mostly unscathed. And for those of you who don’t celebrate Thanksgiving at all, forget I said anything. You don’t get to partake in my well-wishing today.
I’m not going to claim that masculinity is a formula, but it’s totally a formula. Do all of these things, and your masculinity will be increased by at least 60%, with an upper gain of 80%.
I’m not going to claim that I’m the first person to ever make this joke.