Coinage
Nov 20th, 2020 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/11202020-Coinage-Icon.jpg)
Like most people, Winslow thinks coin currency is outdated and totally uncool.
Like most people, Winslow thinks coin currency is outdated and totally uncool.
It was the biggest pack of hotdogs he’d ever seen. Unbelievable is what he thought at first. Denial of his sensory input. Following disbelief was disgust, followed again by denial. It couldn’t be, like a conundrum wrapped paradoxically in plastic.
I don’t really understand the significance of these numbers but Ben and Winslow assure me that they’re hilarious.
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It was in the theater–YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN–I first fell in love. My cousin and I sat in the very first row at the Coral Theater, way up close, and I watched Terri Garr’s six feet of cleavage in wonder and awe. I felt I could let go of my seat, free fall into that heavenly, inviting crevasse. Sticky popcorn butter and Ju-Ju-Bees held my feet down. Arms wide and leaning like a ski jumper, post-Halloween candies whizzed past, ahead of a wave of laughter. My cousin, two whole years my senior, caught me just as I was becoming airborne and hit me until my knees buckled, proclaiming my dorkhood in angry hisses.