“Yelp Reviews of Local Bars in the Form of Lines from Classic Poems,” by Daniel Galef
Apr 17th, 2024 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Defenestration-Fake-Nonfiction.jpg)
The Mermaid Tavern
★★★★★—ahh4evsRIP
There is sweet music here. Love the band lineup, man! You ever thought about putting in a mosh pit?