It’s hard to sell your rhymes when you’re from here.
What editor would recognize that Worcester
doesn’t go with fester, but with blister?

with the pipes shut off
and the flying turtles grounded
find him by the Trevi Fountain
admiring that Roman plumbing

Time to get back to this comic’s roots: Winslow doing weird and horrifying things to his body that are also somehow cute and charming.

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New issue coming August 20th 2022!