Jiggle Mechanics
Oct 2nd, 2015 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/10022015-Jiggle-Mechanics-Icon.jpg)
Breasts should not move as if they were partially filled water balloons. As much as I would like to blame the wild breasticulations in a certain caliber of video games and cartoons on a very limited grasp of anatomy, I get the distinct impression that all this bouncing and jiggling is done on purpose. And so I ask, why do you want breasts to move as if they were partially filled water balloons? They could quite literally kill someone. Or at least blacken a few eyes.