Constituent Lions
Sep 16th, 2016 | By Defenestration![](https://www.defenestrationmag.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/09162016-Constituent-Lions-Icon.jpg)
It’s about time this strip did a Voltron reference.
It’s about time this strip did a Voltron reference.
Thank you for taking part in our sleep study. In addition to helping our researchers better understand sleep disorders, we hope to give you some insight into your own behavior. The researchers have compiled a list of five patterns they noticed that could be affecting the quality of your sleep.
I feel like I say this a lot, but… this is probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.
Dear Student,
I regret to inform you I cannot accept your homework. I am aware it is due today, but I don’t think you clearly grasp the purpose of homework. Allow me to explain it more fully to you.
Homework is defined as a set of tasks or assignments that are to be completed outside of class. Pay attention to the phrases outside of class and the word home in homework.
The world is infested with clowns, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone that there are clown lawyers running around.