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Infinity Gullet

May 24th, 2019 | By

Minor spoiler alert for Avengers: Endgame.



“Rock Me Amadeus,” by Alexander Perez

May 22nd, 2019 | By

I went to my first school dance dressed as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. It was spring of 1985 and Amadeus had just won Best Picture.



Failed Business Venture #48

May 17th, 2019 | By

Winslow has started many, many businesses and has been successful with absolutely none of them.



“Embracing your dependent personality: The proper vocabulary,” by Mileva Anastasiadou

May 15th, 2019 | By

Try using compound one-word verbs. They prove your point, providing evidence that dependency is not totally wrong and that’s an argument you can’t ignore; two words binding tightly by an unbreakable bond, almost asphyxiating, to make sense. Not even a period in-between. Hyphenation isn’t a problem, as long as they count as one word by all word count applications.



Pumpjack

May 10th, 2019 | By

All of those guys are named Derrick.