The Immortal Porcelain Fist
Jul 5th, 2019 | By Defenestration
Winslow has a lot of bathroom hangups and I would be lying if I didn’t have the same hangups.
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“Fix Your Chronically Ill Friends in 99 Words or Less,” by Liz Charlotte Grant
Jul 3rd, 2019 | By Defenestration
Me too! OMFG that exact thing happened to me this one time, it’s EXACTLY like your thing, I swear, it’s so CRAZY that we both have your thing going on. #twinning!
“Finding Love in Big Data, One Man’s Search for Genetic Compatibility,” by Nick Hilbourn
Jun 26th, 2019 | By Defenestration
Hello readers. Anyone who knows Nick Hilbourn knows that he’s a materialist.
Not just any materialist, but a DAMNED GOOD materialist. I don’t cut corners. You want corners cut? You want someone to take your corners and snip them off with a pair of left-handed scissors (YES, I AM LEFT-HANDED…GO AHEAD AND POUR OUT YOUR BUCKETS OF VITRIOL…. I AM NOT ASHAMED AND I AM NOT AFRAID). But seriously, you want to cut my corners?
“Emergency Swim Lessons,” by D. B. Silly
Jun 19th, 2019 | By Defenestration If you are reading this, chances are you are in a state of Drowning.