Ben & Winslow
Live Out Your Filthy, Goblin-Filled Dreams
Winslow has been involved in the fast-paced world of goblin erotica since at least 2012, when he hired a slightly defective Japanese robot to help him illustrate comics. Looking back at that older comic, it certainly seems… prescient.
Recent Posts
- Defenestration: August 2026
- “Fangirls of the Ancient World,” by Kathleen Bryson
- “Henry VIII is Dancing,” by Robert Garnham
- “Prophecy from a Wellspring of Anxiety, Recited by Coffee Mug,” by Janessa Mulepati
- “The Trench Coat,” by M.D. Rose
- “The Greatest Narcissist Who Ever Was,” by Neil Weiner
- “You Went to Canada for Garth,” by J. Scott Boyd
- “The Tallest, Drunkest Pope,” by Axe Cornwell
- “Doorbell Blues,” by Andrew Urquhart
- “Pizza delivery,” by Mark Day
Featured
Defenestration: August 2026
Welcome, one and all, to the August 2026 issue of Defenestration! School’s starting up again, the temperatures are still in the 80s or higher, and the only safe foods to eat in the United States are pretzels and candy corn. Things might seem grim, but at least funny things are still funny, and it’s not yet illegal to laugh. So let’s enjoy the next few months together, shall we?
Defenestration: April 2026
Welcome to the April 2026 issue of Defenestration! It’s our first issue of 2026 and the start of our 23rd volume. You might be thinking, “Twenty-three years isn’t that long!” but let me tell you, gentle reader, that in the time Defenestration has been around, I got married, started a family, and now the oldest
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Defenestration: December 2025
Happiest of holiday seasons to you all! Welcome to the December 2025 issue of Defenestration, weary travelers. Pull up a chair or a futon, grab your beverage of choice, and stay a while. It’s a weird world out there, and we think you’ll be much more comfortable in here with us. I mean, it’s pretty weird in here, too, but it’s the nonthreatening kind of weird you can introduce to your pets and your parents.
Nonfiction
“Those Dishes? No, They Definitely Won’t Be Done Anytime Soon,” by Eric Schaal Those dishes in the sink will not get done, so you may as well stop asking about them. And if you dare raise the subject again I will continue to reply using passive constructions, as the dishes exist in a realm that has nothing to do with me, though relatively speaking they are beneath me. That should explain damn-near everything, but given your countenance, I feel obliged to elaborate.
Fake Nonfiction
“I’m Your Toddler and I Need to Do A Couple Things Before We Flee This Zombie Apocalypse,” Dianna Heitz Hey Mama, I know a pack of starving zombies is rapidly approaching our house, but I’d like to try putting my socks on by myself today.
I can see what you’re thinking: Why the socks, why today? I believe it was Dr. Maria Montessori who said, “It is necessary that the child teach himself, and then—”
Big reaction! Do you need the Calm Down Corner? Some belly breaths?
Fiction
“Fangirls of the Ancient World,” by Kathleen Bryson At the amphitheatre gates, three girls had been queuing since dawn with amphorae of watered wine, figs, wax tablets and absolutely no chill.
“OMG,” said Livia, scratching HERCULES HAS RIZZ into the plaster with her hairpin. “I would let him clean my stables.”
Poetry
“The Tallest, Drunkest Pope,” by Axe Cornwell back when men were men
and Popes were Popes
and mystery was still sublime
when the Pope came out to
check his shadow each winter
and it was long, vast, and feared across America
Ben & Winslow
Live Out Your Filthy, Goblin-Filled Dreams Winslow has been involved in the fast-paced world of goblin erotica since at least 2012, when he hired a slightly defective Japanese robot to help him illustrate comics. Looking back at that older comic, it certainly seems… prescient.