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Hey Everyone,

So, what should I be for Halloween?

A dead-looking whore?

A multi-cultural whore?

A, “U.S. healthcare is in dire straits but look how short my skirt is?” whore

Some sort of booby type air-brushed I’m A Model/Actress From L.A. whore?

Raggedy Ann? (nah, don’t like the stockings)

A whore?

Sharon Stone?

Wait, I know!!!

I’ll be a feminist! Yay! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!