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The Justice System at Work

It's sort of uncomfortable when you get this from the judge presiding over your "Intoxicated While Driving With An Orangutan With A Suspended License And Silly Hat" case. But I really need the acquittal!*

 

Actual Napkin

* The napkin is real. The orangutan was not.

 
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